Great Moments in Doctor Appointments History: Part One. The X-ray Machine.

Pretty hot (moderately attractive but intelligent and in-charge therefore sexy) doctor, as he slips you into an x-ray protective "gown": Are you pregnant?
Me: No.
Hot Doc: Are you sure?
Me: Yes.
Hot Doc: 100% sure?
Me: Yes.
*pause*
Me: I wish I wasn't so sure.
*pause*
Me: I mean, I'd like to have to think about it for one second.
*pause*
Me: You know...
*pause*
Me: But no. I'm not pregnant.
*pause*
*tries not to think about hot x-ray room sex. wonders if x-ray machines read minds. blushes. feels like a moron.*