Painful name-drop

I try to avoid name dropping in this as much as possible, which is usually why I don't write EVER (and when I do it's boring and LAME) because most of my good stories involve famous-ish people saying or doing funny things and I don't get paid enough to publish them.

Also: professionalism
Also: confidentiality agreements

But today Frank Langella kissed me on both cheeks. That was kinda cool.
"Frank? I'm Alli" I said.
"Alli?... ALLI!!!!!" embrace, kiss kiss.

Sometimes I really wish I had a book deal. Can't I get paid a gazillion dollars for these stories? Wouldn't it put me through grad school? Oh, wait, didn't Meghan Daum write that book already?