BETRAYAL!

I can hardly catch my breath. I am sorry to say that my beloved Gawker seems to have betrayed me. Here I am, innocently perusing the pages this Monday evening after a very late night, chuckling merrily at their intern's analysis of the Times' Weddings and Celebrations section when all of a sudden, as I scroll down the page I see this in their rating system explanation:

"Woman is at ideal age for getting married (25): 1
Man is at ideal age for getting married (27): 1"

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

I'm at an ideal age for getting married?

Are you JOKING?!?!

Way to balance the hysterical with the terrifying, Gawker. Way. To. Go.